Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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