Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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