Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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