Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
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Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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