so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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