New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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