i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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