party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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