Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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