i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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