Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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