he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
