no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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