so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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