This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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stop calling my apartment porn island.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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