It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Randomize
