She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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