Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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