Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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