I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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