remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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