I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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