thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
In the future we'll all be gay
I have demons in me.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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