the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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