you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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