it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Randomize
