God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I had to cum in my sink.
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