I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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