DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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