I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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