He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She bit a glass in half.
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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