the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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