i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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