he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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