i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying