Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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