hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Randomize
