people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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