Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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