i would punch a child for taco bell
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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