He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
do nipples grow back?
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