Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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