I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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