Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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