I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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