i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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