she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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