Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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