yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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