I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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