I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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