why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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