at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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