I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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