Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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