yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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