he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
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Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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