How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
