come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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