It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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