There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
the day after is always just damage control
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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